You know you are pregnant when....

1. The bathroom becomes your bed away from bed.
2. Getting out of a cozy couch is a whole new ball game!
3. Your trip to the grocery stores for shrimp turns into a trip for doughnuts, cupcakes, french bread, juice, candy and any other thing you can find on your way to the register.
4. Naps are now a regular in your daily life.
5. When something sounds so tasty...then you eat it....not anymore.
6. When a "Snuggle" commercial warms your heart to the point of tears.
7. Your memory has just lost everything you had learned in the past 27 years of your life.
8. You feel like you ran a marathon the day before, when actually you didn't do anything.
9. Your tummy suddenly looks like an alien has taken over your body and feels like it too.
10. You are counting down the days until you experience the most pain you have ever felt in your life...and you are excited about it.
11. It is the end of January and you are still sleeping with no PJ bottoms, no covers, window open and a fan on. Yet you still seem to not be cool enough!